Cocktails for Two

Dear Listeners

lindsaykatai — Thu, 01 Nov 2012 10:20:02 -0700

Hi, beloved friends.

Today we have canceled all recurring subscriber profiles on Paypal. We feel it’s not right to accept your continued financial support when we haven’t been able to record in so long.

We did record an episode a couple weeks ago, in which we address how seldom we record now and how busy we’ve become. The plan was to cancel your subscriptions the day after we release the episode, but as it’s the first of the month and our payment to Libsyn just went through, it seemed better to go ahead with it now, before random donations start trickling in again.

We are not necessarily saying goodbye to the podcast. Neither of us could quite bear to do so, but recording is probably going to happen on increasingly rare occasions and we felt it wouldn’t be cool to keep letting you good people finance it.

We have loved doing the podcast over the years and thank everyone who has ever listened to even an episode.

Hugs,

Diana and Katai

While Libsyn’s download statistics leave a lot to be...

lindsaykatai — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 11:49:24 -0700

While Libsyn’s download statistics leave a lot to be desired, it’s nice to know we have such support in China.

lindsaykatai: MY TOURNAMENT OF NERDS ROUND IS...

lindsaykatai — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 11:04:29 -0700

lindsaykatai:

MY TOURNAMENT OF NERDS ROUND IS UUUUUUUUUUP!

KOOL-AID MAN vs. ABRAHAM LINCOLN!

Please watch the video and vote for me if you liked my argument. I am up against the hilarious, delightful, and Internet famous “Maddox,” so I’m definitely an underdog in this thing. This was one of my favorite rounds to argue. We filmed it toward the end of the day, I wrote most of it the hour before, and we hug it out at the end. Also, enjoy my furious lip-biting in the background!

To vote, click on the drawing, then LIKE the next video you’re taken to. Embedding is disabled, so you’ll have to go to YouTube for that part.

Thaaaaaaank you! Please pass it along if you enjoy it.

Hey, podcast listeners. My Tournament of Nerds round is up. Please watch and vote by going to YouTube. Thanks!

- Katai

Here's what Diana's been up to...

tumblrwright — Sun, 15 Jul 2012 13:15:00 -0700

Here's what Diana's been up to...:

Amazon Studios put her pilot Magic Monkey Billionaire on their development slate.

Sorry for the delay in episodes of Cocktails for Two everybody! ...

tumblrwright — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 12:14:00 -0700

Sorry for the delay in episodes of Cocktails for Two everybody! We have been up to some big time-consuming projects, that we thought we would share.

The first being the new Nerdist show Tournament of Nerds featuring our lovely Lindsay Katai defending Abraham Lincoln. Lindsay’s round isn’t out just yet, but the more views each round gets, the better it is for everyone. The show premiered two days ago on a YouTube near you. We highly recommend you check it out. ~ Diana

Ep. 35 - Japanese Mafia With Claudia De La Roca Diana’s...

lindsaykatai — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 10:37:00 -0700

Ep. 35 - Japanese Mafia With Claudia De La Roca

Diana’s boss, Futurama producer Claudia De La Roca, comes by to drink mojitos and talk the game of Life, breaking the news of where Springfield really is, the War on Women Rally, and sneaky cops.

Claudia’s Simpsons article

Claudia’s IMDB page

Ep. 34 - Museum of Death With Mary Holland The delightful Mary...

lindsaykatai — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 12:42:00 -0700

Ep. 34 - Museum of Death With Mary Holland

The delightful Mary Holland comes by to drink gin and tonics and discuss pirate names, crimelibrary.com, Medieval Times, call John Wayne Gacy by the wrong name, and drunkenly try to get Mindy Kaling’s attention for 10 minutes.

Mary Stuff:

@mholland85

Mary @ UCB

Q’Viva on The Soup:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmUmucvYqAc

Ep. 33 - Leisure Whoring With Luckyshirt Darin aka @Luckyshirt...

lindsaykatai — Tue, 13 Mar 2012 13:56:00 -0700

Ep. 33 - Leisure Whoring With Luckyshirt

Darin aka @Luckyshirt comes by to drink Dark N Stormys and discuss rich people garage sales, cinema, Caboodles, and the very popular iPhone app for little girls, ‘Leisure Whore.’

Darin Stuff:

@Luckyshirt

Darin’s Tumblr

Ep. 32 - Russian Culture With Joel Church-Cooper Diana and...

lindsaykatai — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 13:22:00 -0800

Ep. 32 - Russian Culture With Joel Church-Cooper

Diana and Katai’s buddy Joel Church-Cooper comes by the podcast to drink Four Roses bourbon and discuss their terrible assumptions about Russian culture, proper pubic hair upkeep, Diana and Joel’s tallness, and making their dreams come true.

Joel Church-Cooper Stuff:

@ChurchCooper

Domesticating on YouTube

Ep. 31 - Teen Girl Tribunal Diana and Katai have Pok Pok Gin...

lindsaykatai — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 14:11:00 -0800

Ep. 31 - Teen Girl Tribunal

Diana and Katai have Pok Pok Gin Rickeys and discuss the Mayans, teen girls, and more. Also, Katai laughs until she cries as Diana tells the story of how she shit her pants SEVEN TIMES on Christmas.

Ep. 30 - Evil Octopus With Jonny Svarzbein Diana and...

lindsaykatai — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 12:20:00 -0800

Ep. 30 - Evil Octopus With Jonny Svarzbein

Diana and Katai’s buddy Jonny Svarzbein comes by to drink egg nog and talk about steak bets, marching bands, tiny versions of animals, and how octopus and squid are going to take over the world.

Jonny Stuff:

Jonny on Twitter

Jonny @ UCB

Ep. 29 - Drunk Library of Congress Diana and Katai drink bourbon...

lindsaykatai — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 17:05:00 -0800

Ep. 29 - Drunk Library of Congress

Diana and Katai drink bourbon and talk about Thanksgiving quests, Vaudeville Siri, and what the Library of Congress would be like if it had a drinking problem.

Ep. 28 - C-I-N-C-I-N-N-A-T-I with Matt Newell Matt Newell drops...

lindsaykatai — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 15:57:00 -0700

Ep. 28 - C-I-N-C-I-N-N-A-T-I with Matt Newell

Matt Newell drops by to make us Old Fashioneds and talk rollerblading movies, failed NASA apps, post-mortem emails, and to speculate about whether Trader Joe was a reformed Nazi.

Matt stuff:

Matt on Twitter

Matt @ UCB

Ep. 27 - One of Our Famous Jags Diana and Katai drink pink...

lindsaykatai — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 10:51:00 -0700

Ep. 27 - One of Our Famous Jags

Diana and Katai drink pink champagne and discuss famous convertables, rave rape, stray cats who are jerks, and manage to call Los Angeles novelty personality Angelyne by the wrong name for 10 minutes.

Ep. 26 - Moon Powder! with Erin Whitehead Erin Whitehead comes...

lindsaykatai — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 17:24:00 -0700

Ep. 26 - Moon Powder! with Erin Whitehead

Erin Whitehead comes by to talk about boobs, vaginas, girls in comedy, time traveling drivers, Tom Hanks, the Plumber, Santa Barbara sluts and being Oprahed.

Erin Links!:

Erin on Twitter

Erin at UCB Theatre

Hey! That first message you played was from me and my friend Madeline. Sorry that my phone leaves terrible quality messages. Also, as probably expected, we don't remember much of that night so we couldn't tell you what the rest of the message was about. Although I'm pretty sure it didn't have anything to do with god, or salt, or maybe it did. Damn whiskey made me forget...

Wed, 21 Sep 2011 11:18:28 -0700

Hooray! Thank you for calling anyway. Call back any time.

Booooo! We forgot that Tumblr can only play mp3's and uploaded Episode 25 as an m4a! Booooooo!

lindsaykatai — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 13:57:00 -0700

Booooo! We forgot that Tumblr can only play mp3's and uploaded Episode 25 as an m4a! Booooooo!:

So instead of listening to Episode 25 through Tumblr, why not click the link above and go to iTunes for your listening pleasure?

Thank you. We love you.

Ep. 24 - Weed Mugging With Alex Berg Alex Berg comes by to drink...

lindsaykatai — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 18:09:00 -0700

Ep. 24 - Weed Mugging With Alex Berg

Alex Berg comes by to drink scotch and talk about drunken revelry, science, muggings, and more!

Alex Berg Stuff:

http://twitter.com/actuallyberg

Alex Berg @ UCB

Ep. 23 - Tiny Orgasms With @imchriskelly Chris Kelly comes by...

lindsaykatai — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 10:33:00 -0700

Ep. 23 - Tiny Orgasms With @imchriskelly

Chris Kelly comes by the podcast to discuss tiny orgasms, reality shows, high school theatre, and the proper way to whistle.

Chris Kelly Stuff:

http://twitter.com/imchriskelly

http://chriskelly.tumblr.com

Chris Kelly @ UCB

Ep. 22 - Lobsters, Lobsters, Lobsters Diana and Katai drink a...

lindsaykatai — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 10:17:00 -0700

Ep. 22 - Lobsters, Lobsters, Lobsters

Diana and Katai drink a listener suggested drink, The Last Word, and discuss postal workers, the late Wally Boag, and lobsters, lobsters, lobsters.