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22

Oct

The quote Katai was trying to remember

“First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman.” - from Scarface.

Thanks to Clay Larsen and Jeremy Belanger for figuring this one out!

21

Oct

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Ep. 5 - The Gross, Lazy Episode

Diana and Katai drink the worst drink yet, get sleepy, don’t know how to be girls, come up with a quiz to figure out whether you’re a Diana or a Katai, and just generally phone this one in.

01

Oct

Kanye Interrupts 2006 Nobel Physics Awards

Oh, SNAP! Diana was telling the truth.

(Big thank you to Zach Reino for finding this.)

23

Sep

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Episode 4 - I’mma Let You Finish, George Smoot

Highballs, Summer of Death, the cult of personality, and Kanye West defends Diana’s dad. No, really. Sort of.

(Note from Katai: I promise I will buy a pop filter for my heavy breathing. I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. Can I buy you a pony or something? I’m so sorry.)

08

Aug

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Alex Berg: Preserver of Mysteries

Alex Berg, friend of the podcast, has some important shit to say about Final Fantasy on the night of his 27th birthday.

Special thanks to Clay Larsen and Drew DiFonzo Marks for preserving this historical moment.

Feel free to reblog this.

07

Jul

Get your very own “Cactus Time” T-Shirt: http://www.cafepress.com/totestotes.396806929 
Thanks internet for making whims like this one a reality.

Get your very own “Cactus Time” T-Shirt: http://www.cafepress.com/totestotes.396806929

Thanks internet for making whims like this one a reality.

02

Jul

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Episode 3 - A ValuTale

Katai’s new job as a whale at Sea World, LA sucks, Diana was way better than you in high school, and the House says “Cactus Time!”

Note: Katai keeps breathing into the mic because she had an asthma attack that morning and was receiving treatment in a free clinic up until the recording.  Consequently, she’s still struggling to breathe normally.  So if you get twitchy about that, you’re a jerk.

27

Apr

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Episode 2 - Broke As a Jew, Drunk As a Skunk

Mojitos, heat wave, gettin’ hit on, Diana’s bake-off with a dead woman, and Diana and Katai get so drunk that they ruin the podcast.

As a bonus, here’s the awful, awful Minnie Mouse TV special Katai mentions in the podcast:

Totally Minnie

16

Apr

Jesus. That iTunes link is really fucking big, isn’t it? Too fucking big, if you ask me.

15

Apr

Find us in iTunes!